- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

The power to be powerless

The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

the power to think with your mind only

The power to have sex with yourself.

The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

The power to be invisible to bartenders.

The power to make the air stink

the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

The skill to make up pointless superpowers

Pointless Super Powers