the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Third armpit.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to see the present

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!