The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to dance really well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!