The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Being a freemason

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The power to control sloths

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!