The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!