The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to glow in the dark

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to see the present.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!