The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to see the present.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power of exact change

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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being able to blow up and die

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!