The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to become retarded

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to dance really well

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to change your emotions

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!