The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to fly for a second

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Immunity to medication

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!