the power to be powerless

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Find Waldo

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to fly for a second

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Immunity to medication

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!