the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to kill yourself

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Tits for a guy.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to die

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!