The power to post the same shit twice.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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Power to develop diseases.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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power to see through glass doors

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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power to eat chicken raw!

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the ability to hover

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to dickfart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!