The power to run in an endless circle

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The ability to attract black people.

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!