The power to shrink to your own size.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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Power to develop diseases.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!