The power to shed hair

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to have no power.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to turn wine into water

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!