The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!