The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!