The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to see John Cena.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!