The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!