The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!