The ability to only fart in public

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to snore.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!