The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!