THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to not exist.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!