The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!