the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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the power to become pointless

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to taste the air.

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to talk to money.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!