th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!