black people

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to be phone

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!