Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!