the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to fart flames

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The power to take a crap.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!