The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power of trolling your self

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to see through windows!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!