The power to re-size my toes at will.

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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the power to change channel without the remote

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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Being Yianni.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the power to think of powers

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Warm vision

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The ability to eat your own face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!