Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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the power to never orgasm.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the ability to turn purple

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!