The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power of minding your own business

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!