The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!