The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!