The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to be blind

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!