The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!