the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!