The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to always hug people

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!