The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!