The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!