The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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i like pie.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to make toast into bread

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!