The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to look through glass.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!