The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!