I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power to be a complete troll

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!