- Pointless Super Powers

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

The power to make objects slightly furry

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to exist

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

the power to eat waffles

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!