The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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the power to see through glass

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to read the TV

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to talk to your elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!