The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to eat food

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to science.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to die

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!