The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power of night-blindness.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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penis

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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KeemStar

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!