The power to commit suicide.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!