the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!