The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!