how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The Power to die at will

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to sleep during day

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the power die if you think.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!